Re: Funny Pages.

by **gud 0l stoner** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:32 pm

FrankTank wrote:Don't start stoner - we're WAAY out numbered here

bit of light hearted fun mate, looks like i maybe moving there shortly anyway, and the grief you get in party chat geezus

by **gud 0l stoner** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:50 pm

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A) 1 litre of 2% fat reduced milk
B) Dozen fresh eggs
C) 250ml bottle of orange juice
D) a head of lettuce
E) 500 gm jar of coffee
F) 250 gm pack of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single..'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct, but how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

by **gud 0l stoner** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:51 pm

Yesterday morning, I saw a radical Muslim, ranting on about Western aggression in the peace loving Islamic paradise of Afghanistan, loose his footing and fall into the River Thames.

Being a responsible citizen, I notified the emergency services.

By noon today, they still hadn't arrived....

I'm beginning to think I've wasted a f***ing stamp!

by **iWolf** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:55 pm

gud 0l stoner wrote:
FrankTank wrote:Don't start stoner - we're WAAY out numbered here

bit of light hearted fun mate, looks like i maybe moving there shortly anyway, and the grief you get in party chat geezus

Oh oh,I don't think I should've looked in here. Suspect

I think the eastern colony has hit happy hour. roller

by **Don Stylz** Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:00 pm

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

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by **NoRecoil** Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:42 pm

FrankTank wrote:Don't start stoner - we're WAAY out numbered here

by **NoRecoil** Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:53 pm

by **CDS MINI SPOOL** Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:11 pm

LOL Techno just got better...

by **Waffelz** Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:03 pm

Haha Jakey that's hilarious

by **puttzNZ** Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:33 pm

gud 0l stoner wrote:guessing this is the jokes thread

And God Created New Zealand ...

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God and I've put life on it… I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to an island and said, "What's that one?"

"That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from New Zealand are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

God smiled, "Close to New Zealand is Australia. Wait till you see the idiots I put there

Hope Stik see's this Laughing

by **stikman** Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:14 pm

F*cken sheepies!!!!
Can't argue with that though hahaha!!!
bottomsup

by **Wilson** Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:02 am

i lol'd at this

by **NoRecoil** Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:01 pm

Wilson wrote:i lol'd at this

Body Kits not right on the FD - Fail Drift

wrong rims on the 86 and it should have a black bonnet.

I watched all the episodes back in collage when i was right into Anime

Funny Pages. - Page 7 Ae86+%2526+fd

by **Waffelz** Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:22 pm

The FD got rebuilt with a wilder kit in stage 4 (I think) and the 86 had a white bonnet until the motor was replaced Razz

Funny Pages. - Page 7 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTo2_KIm6z1BZfgrBDtNru-D7y9quKXsohWgfGDTXm-aswMzXB1

by **Wilson** Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:41 pm

i thought the fail was him losing it is a show

by **ausfez** Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:18 pm

Some informants at mt. buller swear one of these skiiers was teeeeeroy last week.

by **TEEROY 34** Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:32 pm

I wish i could do that stuff, i try not to leave the ground Fez haha,
I save the high flying for my quad bike

by **The Jester Race** Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:25 am

I would have though that most Australians were happy to see Ambrose take his first Cup win this morning. Guess not...

Funny Pages. - Page 7 MARCOS

by **RU four 86** Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:42 pm

hahaha,

now who's playing around with Pshop!

a Indycar driver @ a Nascar Race Rolling Eyes

good try,

RU

by **TEEROY 34** Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:29 pm

umm no, hes a dick, im glad it took him 6 years, he should recruit James Courtney and they can go be dicks together
my opinion only, no offense to any fans.

Good for Aussie success agreed, just dont like the guy from his V8 Supercar days, too arrogant and felt he was owed something.

by **JamieWhincup#1** Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:38 pm

TEEROY 34 wrote:umm no, hes a dick, im glad it took him 6 years, he should recruit James Courtney and they can go be dicks together
my opinion only, no offense to any fans.

Good for Aussie success agreed, just dont like the guy from his V8 Supercar days, too arrogant and felt he was owed something.

I agree about with you about Ambrose but disagree with you about JC Smile

by **puttzNZ** Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:52 pm

I reackon good on him,never been a hater or liker of his, its taken him a while and he's come close a few times, so at least he stuck at it..... gutted I recoreded the race yesterday but it was rained off then stupid SKY didnt record the real race would of been good to watch...

Anyway time for a laugh....

JOHN JOHN ....... JOHN lol!

http://www.break.com/index/bad-towing-fail-1975807

Excuse the language...

by **NoRecoil** Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:28 pm

HA!
Go Ambrose - SBR should bring him back to drive the enduros. Most people dont like him because he won, and won a lot in a ford - Just like i dont like wincup, he may be a good driver but piss off and try another motorsport. the series would be super close this year if he wasn't about.

But let not start that argument Razz

by **JamieWhincup#1** Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:33 pm

Yes Recoil, please don't start that argument. It will get messy Very Happy

by **Dazza4610** Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:00 am

by **NoRecoil** Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:07 pm

I found clarko's real car Razz

by **Dazza4610** Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:07 pm

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