Ahoy me mateyz!

Hello OZFM, sorry I never introduced myself before. Names Courtenay a.k.a C0RtZ ...gamertag - D3FCTV. Been around the forums for a few weeks now and loving this Aussie bread Forza lovin community. As you might have seen, I'm the creator of Forzaramics and do hope people check it out & support me - link in my sig. It's great to be here and I'm looking forward to chatting about Forza and cars in general, interacting with the community and having a little friendly competition

Well a big fat hello to you good sir, I hope you enjoy your stay here and you receive plenty of long intimate cuddles from everyone. The sort of cuddles your Grandma used to give you. I for one will not be giving cuddles as I have heard you get a little too attached and I'm sorry but I don't need to get into another clingy relationship at the moment. It's not your fault, it's me. I hope you can find someone to walk along the beach with, have candle lit dinners with, go to a petting zoo with, blow up balloons with and share a foot long sub with. I know it is going to be a rough month or so while your heart mends but you must realize it isn't all about you. I have feelings too, you just don't seem to care any more. I can't handle this feeling of being trapped any more, you never buy me flowers or just hold my hand. So really this is all your fault and will not allow you to blame me any more. I have a new puppy now and his name is Spot, so don't you think it is about time you got your own car and stopped borrowing all of my clothes. It's just not right any more, I have moved on and you should too. I will leave you with these words and hopefully they will give you some peace. Mc Donalds might be bringing the Mc Rib back

PS....... Welcome

G'day mate,

Thanks for doing an intro. We know you're already finding your way around the forum and posting some cool pics.

Don't worry about shueys ramblings, they're bound to get the medication right eventually. I hope its soon